As you drive on the inner loop of New Circle Road just past the Nicholasville Road exit, there’s a billboard on the right side of the road. It caught my attention several weeks ago. The billboard shows a man jumping in the air. Large words next to him read: “Church was never meant to be boring.” Have you seen it? It promotes the New Mercy Church in Lexington, which I know nothing about, but their message is clear. Come see us if you want a church that’s not boring.
Of course that got me thinking. I couldn’t agree more with their message. Church was never meant to be boring. In a general sense their sign assures west-bound travelers on New Circle Road who never go to church, “Don’t worry, church isn’t boring. You might think it is, but it really isn’t.” That’s not, however, the point they are making with their sign though. What I really think they intend to convey is that their church, by comparison to other churches, isn’t boring. They are completely free to make this point, and I’m sure good and faithful people attend that church. Maybe even the person shown jumping on the billboard.
They’ve got me thinking. What would they point to in a church service and call boring? And how they do the same thing or something different in a way that’s not boring? Maybe a couple of you could visit and report back.
The dictionary defines boring as uninteresting or tiresome or dull, and to be fair, it needs to be said that what is boring to one person is not necessarily boring to another. To illustrate this, let me give you a boredom quiz. If you think any of the following is boring raise your hand. (1) Sitting on an airplane on the tarmac for nine hours because your flight has been delayed. (2) Walking through a modern art exhibit. (3) Watching television show about two people fishing on a lake. (4) Bird watching. (5) Eating the same thing for breakfast every morning. (6) Watching a chess tournament.
Isn’t the point here that each of us gets to decide what is boring for ourselves? There maybe some examples we can all agree on, but boredom is about personal preference.
So what makes a church service boring? I was thinking about this question after the confirmation class when a couple of weeks ago. The seventh graders said the service was sometimes boring for them. Can you remember what it was like to sit in a place where adults were talking? I understand why a seventh grader might call a church service boring, but attending a church service is such a singularly unique event in our culture. Here’s what I mean. Apart from a church service, how many of you participate regularly in with other adults singing together? Maybe you’re in a choral society or musical theater. How many of you are in a place the same person makes an extended presentation each week? Maybe that’s true for you as a student or teacher or if you on a jury or in the work place. This event we call worship is unlike anything else that is happening right now in our world: people assembled to hear the promises of God in Jesus Christ and respond to them.
The two texts for today are a study in contrasts about worship services. The first is Psalm 150, which begins with the words, Praise the Lord! Praise God in the Sanctuary. It lists several instruments (trumpet, tambourine, lute, harp, strings, pipe, cymbals) all to be used in praise—and dancing, too. Let everything that breaths praise the Lord, the psalm announces.
I hear much excitement in this psalm of praise. It’s a psalm that calls all creation to direct praise God—from every part of creation, by every creature, and with every instrument that can make music. Have you ever been to a worship service like that? I think we came close on Easter Day here. I’ve felt like I was part of a Psalm 150 kind of praise at Montreat surrounded by 1200 youth in a worship service. The worship leaders suggested that the youth dance their offering forward to baskets waiting in the front of the church. African chanting followed and the dancing lasted several minutes. When the music, liturgy, and scripture readings of Christmas Eve offer a glimpse into the majesty of God come near when half spent was the night, I sense a Psalm 150 kind of moment.
By contrast, the account from Acts 20 describes a worship service in Macedonia that goes late into the night and seems very subdued. Oil lamps burn to give light as a discussion continues until midnight. This account is one of the earliest references to a weekly gathering of Christians on Sunday. Have you ever been to a service like that? Subdued, quiet. I imagine a Quaker gathering to be like this.
Luke writes that Paul went on at length. A young man was sitting in a window listening to the sermon and fell asleep. He fell out of the window to the street below. Paul went down stairs and resuscitated him and then returned to the service to break bread and continue the conversation. The boy is taken away and those who attended to him were greatly relieved.
Does it sound strange that Paul would continue speaking after such a tragedy? Even though it turned out okay don’t you think he should have said, “Well, it’s getting late. Maybe we’re all a little tired.” He was, however, planning to leave the next day, and that may have weighed into his decision to return to the service and break bread. Who knows whether we would return to Troas? He never did.
These two texts—Psalm 150 and Acts 20—seem so different from each other and yet they describe the same event. At almost opposite ends of a worship continuum, they describe people of faith together in worship. One is a call to activity, music, dancing, and expansive praise. The other is a call to quiet stillness with discussion and listening. This is a study in the contrast of one kind of worship to another. Could one be called boring and the other not boring? And if so which one is the exciting service?
So what makes church boring or exciting? When worship is labeled boring, I usually hear that to mean that a person is not getting anything from it, or doesn’t know what to look for from the service.
Fred Rogers told a story about visiting a church with another seminarian while they were at Pittsburgh seminary. As they listened to the sermon, Fred Rogers thought to himself, this is the worst sermon I’ve ever heard. He was going to comment to his classmate at it’s conclusion but when he turned to her, he saw tears in her eyes. After the service she commented that that sermon was exactly what she needed to hear. The message Fred Rogers took away from that moment was the way the word of God proclaimed can speak right into a person’s life.
The purpose of worship is to offer praise and thanksgiving to God. In response to hearing God’s promises in Jesus Christ, we are called to make and offering of praise to the creator of the universe. It is God who invited us into this time of worship and as each of us participates in a service, we share in an amazingly diverse event. How could that ever be called boring? I pray we get to see how we are all changed because we came.
Marketing campaigns in our American me first world often appeal to the ego. Many modern churches have adopted this marketing strategy. If you put a billboard on the highway and appeal to a person ego by telling them they won’t be bored, you’ve chosen to promote your church by appealing self-interest. The result of this is that we confuse the purpose of worship with something that happens to us in worship, and promote what happens to us as the more important event.
Gathering together in worship can and should result in feeling fulfilled, encouraged, joyful, inspired to help another, or changed because of our time together. And I certainly pray that happens for all us here. All of that is the generous gift of the grace from the one to whom we direct our worship. It is, however, a product of our gathering and not the purpose of our gathering.
Church was never meant to be boring. The billboard has it right, if not completely accurate. I think it misses the different between what is boring and what is routine. I want to challenge you to look for meaning in the routine of our Reformed, traditional worship. It’s so easy to run through this service on autopilot. We all are quite skilled at that. If you do, though, you’ll miss the depth of meaning in so much of what is a part of service. We are a diverse gathering of people called to authentic expressions of praise. And for that thanks be to God. Amen.